Automotive Madness -Funny Pics

Extraordinary (Idiotic) Drivers and Their Magnificent Machines Most of these cars and their lucky owners are from Russia and Eastern Europe... Not that in 'Soviet (or post-Soviet) Russia the car gets to own YOU', but perhaps because the people are more desperate to use whatever they got to keep their veteran cars on the road - and we salute their ingenuity! Get me to the church on time! - Making the best of a bad situation Why can't you operate windshield wipers yourself? - Bravo! Yet another use for the old CD: Why fix it when you can still drive it? - Keep it filled up with gas! - In love with your car? then order special rings: Marry your bike! Yea, we say, MARRY IT! - Marry your car in a car church, while driving - Give it all-around protection: When the cars finally die, you can still recycle them: Use tires for fencing: What's the point of that? - And you die, then your undying car will keep you company: (photo by Peter Lawson, Eastnews Press Agency) Outwardly appearance / automotive beauty Lovely, cute - and unutterably ugly customs - it's all in the mix: This Bentley is prepared for anything: And this Lamborghini means business: Turbo! You can eat my smoke - Over-the-top tires: Over-the-top car audio systems: An IKEA delivery? Hope he's got the assembly instructions: Part of Japanese craze of extreme customizing... inspired by popular manga vehicles... or just a product of some very special madness: Bus transit courtship & romance: Stickers are always fun: Look inside: great interior features! This seems a bit heavy on gadgets and monitoring, but apparently all this stuff is useful in a race: this is the new VW Race Tuareg built for the Dakar Rally 2011 (image via) DIY Bike Customs Three wheels and three sticks... that's all you need: (photo credit: Popular Mechanics, 1934) And when you are in the more serious mood (this monster bike was built in Netherlands, Trunk enhancements... and still hauling way to much! Arrrgh! - Trailers are fair game, too When you lack the funds to buy actual trailer, then everything 'similar to it' can be used - with varied success: Exceptional parking as a way of life. Some parking photos will make you wonder, how on Earth could that happen? - Cars vs. Snow pages were quite popular on DRB short while ago: Sweet revenge on a police car: Accidents? They are facts of life... a little humor goes a long way: Simple driving is not enough - you have to perform some acrobatics The Bionic Woman vs. a Mini: The Bionic Mr. Bean vs. a Mini: Texting, talking, dialing: he's the master of it all! - These cars have seen better positions: Blame it all on a dog: Get famous! - get a Harrison Ford picture: