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- పుచ్చిపోయిన వంకాయలతో గుత్తొంకాయ కూర చేసుకుని తినే మొహం
- అరోగ్య శ్రీ యాడ్*ను పైరసీ చేసి అమ్మే అరమైండ్ ఎదవ.
- youtubeలో నంది పైపులు, tubeలు వెతికే మొహం.
- తుఫానులో తువాలు పొయిందని ఫీల్ అయ్యే తుప్రాసెదవ.
- కలలో కలాంను కలవరించే కలర్ బ్లైండ్*నెస్ ఫెలొ.
- మంచు కరిగించి మంచి నీళ్ళని అమ్మే వెధవ మొహం
- ఐ-మాక్స్ సినిమాకు బైనోకులర్స్ పట్టుకెళ్ళే బేఖూఫ్ ఎదవ.
- కట్టింగ్ షాప్*లో కత్తెర దొంగిలించే ఫేసు.
- పిచుకల గూట్లో పీసుమిఠాయి వెతికే పింజారెదవా.
- రాగి సంగటి అంటే రాగి తీగలతో చేస్తారని అనుకునే మొహం
- ఎండ్రిన్ డబ్బాలో ఏరుసెన్నక్కాయలు దాచుకుని తినే ఎర్రి పీనుగా.
- లాలి పాటను రీమిక్స్ చేసి మాటలు రాని పిల్లలతో బూతులు తిట్టించుకునే బూచోడా.
- మంచుతో చేసేదే మంచురియ అనుకునే మొహం.
- చీపురు కూడా చీప్*ది కొనే చప్రాసెదవ.
- ఆకలికి పురుగుల మందులో చెక్కర వేసుకొని తాగే మొహం.
- Sunday night PUB కి వెళ్ళి వేడిగా ఉప్మా ఉందా అని అడిగే ఏబ్రాసి.
- కుక్క వెంటపడుతుంటే పరిగెత్తకుండా vodofone sim తీసి పడేసే అక్కుపక్షి
- శవం మీద మరమరాలు ఏరుకొని bhel puri చేసుకొని తినే పెంట మొహమా..
- అక్షయపాత్ర చేతిలో పెట్టుకుని అడుక్కుతినే వెదవ
- అష్ట దరిద్రమైన శని గ్రహానికి powder పూసి, బొట్టు పెట్టిన దయ్యంలా ఉన్నావ్….
- తిని పాడేసిన విస్తరాకులు కడిగి అమ్మే కక్కుర్తి ఎదవా
- 17. బూట్ పాలిష్ కుర్రాడితో బేరాలాడి 50 % డిస్కౌంట్ కి చేయించుకునే పీనాసి నాయాల
18. కాకి రెట్టేసిన క్లైంట్ మీటింగ్ కి వెళ్ళిపోయే చెత్త నాయాల
19. నల్ల cooling glass వేసుకుని నల్ల అద్దంలో చూసుకుంటూ మాడిపోయిన మసాలా దోసను అమావాస్య రోజు current పోయిన Time లో తినే కక్కుర్తి యెదవ.
20. విమానంలో kerchief వేసి seat book చేసుకోటానికి parachute వేసుకెళ్ళే పిచ్చి వెధవ
21. కాకి నోట్లోంచి బ్రెడ్ ముక్క లాక్కునే అంట్ల కాకి ఎదవా …
22. atm లో pan card పెట్టే తింగరి సన్నాసి….
23. ac కోసం atm కి వెళ్లి బాలన్స్ enquiry చేసే కక్కుర్తి ఎదవ…
24. # 108 vehicle ని ఆపి లిఫ్ట్ అడిగి తిట్లు తినే తింగరి ఎదవ
25. రెండో floor లో పెట్రోల్ బంక్ పెట్టి దివాలా తీసిన ఫేసూ.26. Aquarium లో చేపలు పట్టే ఫేసూ..
27. ఎర్రసైన్యం R.narayana murthy దగ్గర break dance నేర్చుకొనే ఎదవా..
28. నువ్వు బీడు బడిన బ్లేడ్*రా.
29. సగం కంపైల్ అయిన కోడ్* గాడివి
30. రాబందు రెట్టవి, బొద్దింక క్లేసానివి
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"ఓ కేసుకు సంబంధించి లింగం మావ కోర్టులో సాక్ష్యం ఇవ్వాల్సి వచ్చింది. ఆయనతో గుమాస్తా ప్రమాణం చేయిస్తున్నాడు.
"దేవుడి మీద ప్రమాణం చేసి..." చెప్పాడు గుమాస్తా
"దేవుడి మీద ప్రమాణం చేసి..." చెప్పాడు లింగం మావ
"అంతా నిజమే చెబుతాను"
"అంతా నిజమే చెబుతాను"
"నేను చెప్పినట్టే అను"
"నేను చెప్పినట్టే అను"
"అది కాదు.. నేను చెప్పినట్టు చెప్పు"
"ఏం చెప్పారు మీరు"
"అంతా నిజమే చెబుతాను"
"నిజమే"
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Five Steps to Having a Productive Month: "
Maybe all of your days tend to go smoothly. You're good at getting up on time, doing your work, and making sure that you relax. The problem is, you feel like things are not quite adding up. On a day to day basis, things are pretty good – but month-by-month, you don't feel like you're making progress.
Do you plan for the month ahead? Most of us don't – if I'm truthful, I don't always manage this myself. But a bit of forethought can make a huge difference.
Here's how to have a great month:
Step #1: Spend Fifteen Minutes Planning
You certainly don't need to schedule out every day of the month ahead – but spending just a few minutes planning can have a huge impact. Rather than just taking life day-by-day, you can look ahead to ensure that you're on track with bigger projects.
The rest of the steps pretty much require some forethought, so get your calendar ready. If you don't tend to do much planning or if your current system doesn't seem to be working, I highly recommend Charlie Gilkey's Monthly Action Planners.
Step #2: Take a Full Weekend Off
We all need down time. It's a vital part of staying healthy and being able to work creatively. If you're working 9 – 5 in an office all week and then carrying on with your own projects (or chores) every weekend, you're going to be feeling stressed-out and tired.
When planning your month, find a weekend which you can block of purely for guilt-free leisure time. You can spend it however you like – but you might also want to look ahead to see whether there are tickets you want to book, or friends you want to meet up with.
It's easy to get to the weekend and end up watching television or playing video games, not because you especially want to, but because you don't know what else to do. Planning ahead can let you enjoy weekends that you remember all year.
Step #3: Tackle Some Bigger Goals
Most goals are too big to be accomplished in a single day, or even a week – but not so big that they'll take a whole year.
Maybe you're trying to cut down on caffeine. You might not manage it in a week, but across a month, you could see a radical decrease in your consumption. By planning ahead a bit, you can set smaller goals and targets: cutting down a little bit more each week.
Maybe you're trying to lose weight. You know you could be at your target within a year, but it's hard to stay focused when some weeks see your weight staying level for no obvious reason. If you plan ahead for the month, you can see sustained changes.
Step #4: Take on a New Project
A lot can be accomplished – not just started on, but finished – within a single month. Take NaNoWriMo, for instance, where participants write a 50,000 word novel during November – that's a challenge, but a possible one. Think how great your month would be if you accomplished something like that!
Of course, you don't need to take on anything hugely ambitious. Perhaps your project is to finally get the garage cleared out, or to sell a stack of old DVDs on ebay, or to do some work in your garden, or to learn to cook four new meals. Look for something which you can complete during a month – that way, you'll get the satisfaction of seeing real progress.
Step #5: Consider a 30-day Trial
Is there some big chance you're considering – like getting up at 6am instead of 8am, or quitting alcohol, exercising daily, or becoming vegetarian?
Maybe it seems like something you'd like to try, but which you're not sure about committing to. How about giving it a 30-day trial? If you decide the change doesn't suit you, just stop after the month is over. But if you decide that it's been worth it, then this month just might have been one of the most important in your life.
Maybe all of your days tend to go smoothly. You're good at getting up on time, doing your work, and making sure that you relax. The problem is, you feel like things are not quite adding up. On a day to day basis, things are pretty good – but month-by-month, you don't feel like you're making progress.
Do you plan for the month ahead? Most of us don't – if I'm truthful, I don't always manage this myself. But a bit of forethought can make a huge difference.
Here's how to have a great month:
Step #1: Spend Fifteen Minutes Planning
You certainly don't need to schedule out every day of the month ahead – but spending just a few minutes planning can have a huge impact. Rather than just taking life day-by-day, you can look ahead to ensure that you're on track with bigger projects.
The rest of the steps pretty much require some forethought, so get your calendar ready. If you don't tend to do much planning or if your current system doesn't seem to be working, I highly recommend Charlie Gilkey's Monthly Action Planners.
Step #2: Take a Full Weekend Off
We all need down time. It's a vital part of staying healthy and being able to work creatively. If you're working 9 – 5 in an office all week and then carrying on with your own projects (or chores) every weekend, you're going to be feeling stressed-out and tired.
When planning your month, find a weekend which you can block of purely for guilt-free leisure time. You can spend it however you like – but you might also want to look ahead to see whether there are tickets you want to book, or friends you want to meet up with.
It's easy to get to the weekend and end up watching television or playing video games, not because you especially want to, but because you don't know what else to do. Planning ahead can let you enjoy weekends that you remember all year.
Step #3: Tackle Some Bigger Goals
Most goals are too big to be accomplished in a single day, or even a week – but not so big that they'll take a whole year.
Maybe you're trying to cut down on caffeine. You might not manage it in a week, but across a month, you could see a radical decrease in your consumption. By planning ahead a bit, you can set smaller goals and targets: cutting down a little bit more each week.
Maybe you're trying to lose weight. You know you could be at your target within a year, but it's hard to stay focused when some weeks see your weight staying level for no obvious reason. If you plan ahead for the month, you can see sustained changes.
Step #4: Take on a New Project
A lot can be accomplished – not just started on, but finished – within a single month. Take NaNoWriMo, for instance, where participants write a 50,000 word novel during November – that's a challenge, but a possible one. Think how great your month would be if you accomplished something like that!
Of course, you don't need to take on anything hugely ambitious. Perhaps your project is to finally get the garage cleared out, or to sell a stack of old DVDs on ebay, or to do some work in your garden, or to learn to cook four new meals. Look for something which you can complete during a month – that way, you'll get the satisfaction of seeing real progress.
Step #5: Consider a 30-day Trial
Is there some big chance you're considering – like getting up at 6am instead of 8am, or quitting alcohol, exercising daily, or becoming vegetarian?
Maybe it seems like something you'd like to try, but which you're not sure about committing to. How about giving it a 30-day trial? If you decide the change doesn't suit you, just stop after the month is over. But if you decide that it's been worth it, then this month just might have been one of the most important in your life.
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