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A Girl Was Tired Of Her Bf's Msgs Which Always Said- I Luv U, I Mis U.... One Nite She Received A Msg FroM HiM But Didn't Read It, Insted She Slept..
Next Day She Got A Call FroM Her Bf's MoM Who Said That Her Son Had A Car Accident & Died Last Night..
She Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written, "Dear Please CoMe In Front Of Ur House, I Met With An Accident & Its My Last Wish To See U Plz!" :| :(
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HeLLz GuArDiaNZ
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Why is Akshay kumar's wife twinkle not a big star as he is? ¿
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Simple : coz twinkle twinkle little star xD
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If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives Homework ?
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"Life is Best 4 those who r Enjoying it. Difficult 4 those who r Analysing it.
& Worst 4 those who r Criticising it.
Our Attitude defines our Lives."
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Never blame a gal, she teaches better than anyone else.
If she is wid u she will teach u how to live,
n if leaves u, she will teach how to survive. . . . .!!!!
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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?
Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)
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♥ ♥ True Love ♥ ♥
Husband comes home drunk n breaks some crockery, vomits n falls down on d floor.Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him.He prays that they shud not have a fight.
He finds a note near d table..."Honey..ur favorite breakfast is ready on the table, i had to leave early to ...buy grocery... I'll cum running back to u, my love. I love u. ..."
He gets surprised and asks his son.., 'what happens last nite..?'
Son told...," wen mom pulled u 2 bed n tried removing ur boots n shirt..u wer dead drunk n u said......"" Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...I M Married !!!""
Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him.He prays that they shud not have a fight.
He finds a note near d table..."Honey..ur favorite breakfast is ready on the table, i had to leave early to ...buy grocery... I'll cum running back to u, my love. I love u. ..."
He gets surprised and asks his son.., 'what happens last nite..?'
Son told...," wen mom pulled u 2 bed n tried removing ur boots n shirt..u wer dead drunk n u said......"" Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...I M Married !!!""
Dats True Love...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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