Friend for ever

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Love is a Post CARD
Life is a Visiting CARD
Wife is a Memory CARD
Lover is a Invitation CARD
But,
...FRIENDSHIP is a Ration CARD
Keep it safe..!

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Funny email addresses of the stars?
AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com
AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv
AnilKapoor: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com
SalmanKhan: why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.com
...ShahRukhKhan: over_emotions@mostmovies.com
RamGopalVarma: same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in

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In a bar a man attended
phone call on speaker

Wife: Darling i'm in shopping mall
shall i buy jewellery worth rs 1lakh
...
Ya sure with pleasure...

After putting the phone his
friends came to him you love
your wife this much

than he says...

EXCUSE ME WHOSE MOBILE IS THIS.

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See outside the Window,
Sun rising for you, Flowers smiling for you,
Birds Singing for you, Because last night
I told them to wish you Good Morning.  

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What are the only English words with three consecutive repeated letters. For example, sweet-toothed would be one (ee,tt,oo) if it weren't for the hyphen. G.M. 


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7 RULES TO BE HAPPY
1. Never hate
2. Don’t worry
3. Live simple
4. Expect a little
5. Give a lot
6. Always smile
7. Have a person like me who always remember you 




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